Slice of pizza in a pirate flag shape

Now what if...

Pizza Hut managed to patent the recipe for pizza? That's right! Let's just say they sent a team of historians in Italy that dug out the sole descendant of the indubitable Napoli inventor of pizza. And they gave him 10 M$ to transfer the title to them. Hey! Why not? So what changes in the world?

Picture of a blue-helmet soldier with the caption "UNinvolved in Africa"

What is the mission of the UN? I won't go through its mission statement. Historically, the UN is the alliance of armed nations that defeated Japanazis in the second world war. Remnants of that still lingers in the organisation.